Friday, April 15, 2011

Cattle Auction -

During a lull in the action while the ring was emptied of cattle and the next group brought in, the auctioneer read from a note he had just received, "Hey guys, a gentleman lost his wallet and is offering a $2,000 reward if you find it." 
 
Bart immediately deduced there must be a wad of cash in the lost wallet and he began frantically waving at the auctioneer who asked, "Did you find it, Bart?" 

"Nope" Bart said.  "I'm bidding $2,500."

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