COW FOR SALE
A rancher had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the rancher that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The rancher priced the purchase as follows:
- Basic Cow........................................$499.95
- Shipping & Handeling.......................$435.75
- Extra Stomach..................................$379.25
- Two-Toned Exterior........................ $442.10
- Produce storage compartment.......... $426.50
- Heavy duty straw chopper................ $789.60
- Four-spigot/high output drain system. $449.20
- Automatic fly swatter....................... $288.50
- Genuine cowhide upholstery............. $479.90
- Deluxe dual horns............................ $259.25
- Automatic fertilizer attachment. .........$839.40
- 4 x 4 traction drive assembly............ $884.16
- Pre-delivery wash & comb............... $169.80
- Rancher's Suggested List Price.... 8843.36
- Additional dealer adjustments........... $800.00
- Total List Price $15986.72
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